You're Hired

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    Give the above poster a job.
    What job do I get?????
     
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    Congratulations on your new job. You are now the official spokesmodel for Bittersweet Lingerie & Confectionery Company.
     
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    Sales manager for the Honey Drip adult toy corporation. ;)
     
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    Lead dancer at Boobie Bungalo titty Bar and Lap dancer instructor. ;)
     
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    #10 HotForHoney, Feb 26, 2015
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    I've never used one! Been thinking about ordering a set.

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    Spokesmodel for Namib brand towels.
    "Namib: What is moisture?"
     
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    Co-author of How To Be A Smart-Ass: A Beginner's Guide
     
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    Today's Chef Special; Roadkill with sauce of your choice or Roo basted in beer.
     
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    Guide for a walkabout... or some other incredibly stereotypical Aussie thing to do. :p
     
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