What's your story?

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  1. HotForHoney

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    I fucked Burt Reynolds because I'm sexy as fuck.
     

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    I wanted a cocktail because of these sweet abs.
     
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    Nice abs!
     
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    I licked a stripper because the voices in my head said so.

    Damn this is so right!!!! Lol
     
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    I got naked with a bowl of cereal because my boobs are amazing.

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm, my story is out.




     
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    I beat a teletubby cuz I haven't slept in days
     
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    Your boobs are amazing. ;)
     
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    I stopped Bernard without the sodomizing flame thrower.
     
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    I tripped over Cookie Monster because I'm awesome in bed.

    Fucking Cookie Monster lol
     
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    I wrestled trojan man because of these sweet abs LOL
     
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    Clever way of getting your DOB and likes info.
    I wonder who is collating this data, NSA jerks perhaps?
    Hi guys, if you really want to you know………just bloody ask!

    So here goes;
    I wrestled a volleyball because that is the way I roll.
     
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    I cuddled a Kardashian because of those sweet abs. Wait...what?
     
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    I cuddled with a landmine because my boobs are amazing!.........wtf
     
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    I wrestled a Kardashian. Bc I love bacon. Hope it was kourtney and I hope the bacon was maple. :)
     
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    I'm like a dog fucking a football...horny:D
     
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    I wanted a toothbrush because Freud told me to:D
     
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    "I fucked a lunatic because I'm sexy as fuck"...if that could only happen a day in my life....
     
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    I made out with a candied yam because of these sweet abs.
     
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    I ate Kermit the Frog because the voices inmy head said so.
     
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