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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by HotForHoney, Dec 27, 2013.
I fucked Burt Reynolds because I'm sexy as fuck.
I wanted a cocktail because of these sweet abs.
I licked a stripper because the voices in my head said so.
Damn this is so right!!!! Lol
I got naked with a bowl of cereal because my boobs are amazing.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, my story is out.
I beat a teletubby cuz I haven't slept in days
Your boobs are amazing.
I stopped Bernard without the sodomizing flame thrower.
I tripped over Cookie Monster because I'm awesome in bed.
Fucking Cookie Monster lol
I wrestled trojan man because of these sweet abs LOL
Clever way of getting your DOB and likes info.
I wonder who is collating this data, NSA jerks perhaps?
Hi guys, if you really want to you know………just bloody ask!
So here goes;
I wrestled a volleyball because that is the way I roll.
I cuddled a Kardashian because of those sweet abs. Wait...what?
I cuddled with a landmine because my boobs are amazing!.........wtf
I wrestled a Kardashian. Bc I love bacon. Hope it was kourtney and I hope the bacon was maple.
I'm like a dog fucking a football...horny
I wanted a toothbrush because Freud told me to
"I fucked a lunatic because I'm sexy as fuck"...if that could only happen a day in my life....
I made out with a candied yam because of these sweet abs.
I ate Kermit the Frog because the voices inmy head said so.