What made you laugh today?

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  1. BlueCollar

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    * sorry about the sad faces those are supposed to be colons and parentheses
     
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    It's only 7:15 in the morning and I got one:
    My son: now what we get to do is cuddle and watch tv

    Me: the tv is broken

    My son: your head is broken if you think the tv is broken
     
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    A true child of the age.
    Good job he didn't suggest you get the cable guy in to fix it, you might have wet yourself laughing.:)
     
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    So in Birthday sloth day fashion I went and got a massage and I have to say if I didn't laugh I would cry. That therapist beat the shit out of me. And not in a oh please Christian Grey beat me kinda way but in a OWWW! kinda way. It feels good now but ugh...lol
     
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    The thread titled 'Bored' in general sex discussion hahahaha I am still laughing lol
     
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    That was hilarious. JonJo and Hot4Honey play well together. They are both great wits and their interaction always puts a smile on my face.

    I am laughing at his post #15 in Sex and Pets under Sex and Relationships.. the second paragraph.
     
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    Haha this site is providing me with a lot of laughs today. JonJo's poor manhood lol
     
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    The booger conversation was one, and the other was when I was looking for my keys while they were in my hand all along. You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes.
     
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    I couldn't find the tv remote..... That was in my left hand either.
     
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    Lmao ^^^ that just made me laugh hahaha
     
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    It got better fairly quickly - it has great recuperative powers ;)
     
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    Son - mommy, why is the S word a bad word?

    Me (not knowing what S word he's talking about) what S word

    Son (staring at ceiling)

    Me - what does it rhyme with?

    Son - ummmmmm, mexy.... And what makes it inappropriate?
     
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    Reading these, and ME!!!! I really crack myself up sometimes! :D:D:D:D
     
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    He did it again.... I offered him some of my soda. He said, I think I have enough bad stuff here (pointing to his bacon cheese burger, vanilla milk shake and fries) so, no, I don't think I need anymore junk food. I have enough right here!"
     
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    My niece moved here from California and had never seen sleet/freezing rain. I overheard her describing it to a friend in CA and couldn't help smiling and laughing.

    Just wait until she sees snow!! Priceless !!!
     
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    The idea that, with our current technology, a nipple aspiration test could yield valid results.

    Maybe it can (I've never tested it and don't have the know-how to do so), but the FDA says "nay."

    I tittered. No pun intended.

    Oh wait. Pun intended.
     
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    I loved this! It was kinda' alluring.
     
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    The Joke of the Day thread... they are hilarious!
     
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    Watching my little dog sliding on the ice trying to find the perfect place to potty. Lol
     
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