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Discussion in 'Ask a Guy/Girl' started by SF Guy, Jan 1, 2016.
How did it feel when you finally had an orgasm?
3 weeks; explosive and relief!
Months. Felt like a thankful relief
No, thanks - I'm well hydrated and not thirsty...
But I think the longest I've gone without orgasming was the 12 years before I hit puberty.
About 9 months...it felt like a big relief. I had started to wonder whether I was actually ever going to orgasm again...then I met Mr Magic Tongue. Hehe
Were you pregnant?
Haha...interesting question...no I wasn't pregnant. My brother died and marriage had just ended and I was in no position emotionally to have sex with anybody.
Sorry about your brother there. That is very normal to go that long without it. Some people are very busy or just stressed out and have other things in mind.
Didn't you know pregnant women can't have sex? I mean, not unless they want a messed up baby... because that's how real life and human anatomy works!
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the
delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top
of a head push through. Then the baby pops its head out and says
to the doctor, "Are you my dad?".
The doctor says, "No, I am your doctor!". With that, the baby pops
right back inside.
"Damn!", says the doctor. A short while later he sees the head push
"Are you my dad?", asks the baby.
"No, I am your doctor.", he replies.
Once again the baby vanishes back into his mother's womb.
The doctor turns to a nurse and says, "Nurse, get that baby's father
in here right away--we may have a situation on our hands!". Moments
later the baby's father is in the delivery room, and the baby's head
once again pops out. "Are you my dad?", the baby asks of the father.
The father replies, "Yes, little baby, I am your father!"
The baby then reaches up and begins poking his father in the forehead
with his index finger--"How do you like that?"
I've never had to go more than a few days without sex, unless when I'm on vacation alone. But then I masturbate. Hate masturbation, though.
10 long years at the beginning of my life
I didn't know we had met, but I'm glad I got you over that hurtle.
When I was going through my divorce I probably went about 6 months or so where I wasn't even up for rubbing one out. When I finally came it felt so good and made such a big mess that it was all worthwhile.