What is a sexy phrase or word for "Masterbate"?

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  1. mosquito

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    Okay everybody, lets see how many words or colorful phrases we can come (no pun intended) up with. I want to talk to my wife about masterbating but the word masterbate to me is simply not sexy enough. What else is there that I could use in its place that is "SEXY!"
     
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    First off, it's spelled masturbate. ;) How about caling it, "making self-love"?
     
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    "Pleasuring one's self"
    "Exploring personal pleasure zones"
    "Learning your erogenous areas"
    "Finding and enjoying your erotic nature"
     
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    You gotta learn how to spell first:D...LoL j/k
     
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    Oh, geez.
    Unless he's writing his oratory, she's not going to know if he spelled it with a "u" or an "e"...
    Give the guy a break - it's a legitimate question.... :eyes
     
  6. Barbwire

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    Looking back at my reply, I see there is a typo. Oh, the irony of it all! :lol

    I wasn't correcting his spelling to be mean, btw; I was just trying to help out. I am always thankful when someone points out a word I have spelled incorrectly, so I can spell it the right way from then on. Call me odd, I guess. :shrug
     
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    Oh, CowboyLover - I know your luscious humor and how a few drinks alter your otherwise enchanting persona..... You are one of my favorite girlfriends on here - you know that! :brow

    I just don't go for the "attack & kill" mentality that might ensue...... :ugh
     
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    although its not necissarily sexy... my bf and I occasionally reference 'pushing the fun button' when we are in public as a way of suggesting masturbation or foreplay without being crude to those around us
     
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    Oh! I like that!!
     
  10. Barbwire

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    But Rose, I made that initial reply at 10:55 AM, I was barely drunk at the time. (hic!)
     
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    Oh - I know you!!
    It's called "resistent sobriety".... classic case of drinking so fucking much that it might take 3 days to return to normality.
    :rofl
     
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    Ummm -btw - what's with the Rabbit Avatar.....

    [banana]I don't get it....[/banana] Says the blond banana, while bouncing her head from shoulder to shoulder....
     
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    I felt my other avatar was so sexy it distracted people from what I was trying to say in my posts. :dgrin

    As for me choosing the bunny, I have no idea why, he just called to me some how.
     
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    You DO have a way of distracting people, my luv! :brow

    ----- now --- when are we going "riding"? :lol
     
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    You know what, you are correct and I do in fact appreciate you bringing it to my attention. I will do my best from now on to spell it correctly. I do as well appreciate another bringing to my attention that I'm mispelling a word so that I can learn from it and make the mistake no more. MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION,MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION,MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION,MASTURBATION, MASTURBATION,... See, I got it now... :lol


     
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    That's my boy! Enjoy your cookie!
     
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    buttering up the whisker-biscuit
    finger-bang
    little Southern romance
    ya-yaing the sisterhood
    polish the pearl
     
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    By God, we have a winner!!!!! I like it! "Little Southern Romance". Thank you very much Jessie.... :phat

     
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