What have you said/heard today. . .

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  1. CLE32793

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    that if taken out of context could sound perverted?
    We all hear or say things daily that sound perverted after the fact, let's hear them. :)



    It is 3:50 and I just put the meat in.
     
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    723pm,I just had a nice long ripe:D banana
     
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    Damn, that sure is hard ;)
     
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    It won't go in! Is the shaft too big?
     
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    One time while interviewing a potential employee. We had come up with some interesting questions to get a feel of whether they would be a good fit for our shop. One of the questions was "What type of hobbies do you enjoy outside of work?". This gals answer was "My husband and I enjoy role playing games" we all had a good laugh over that one after she realized how her answer sounded and how most of us immediately thought of when she said it.... We hired her. Lol
     
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    At Whole Foods checkout. "Would you like me to put your meat in this box?"
     
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    We just need something to hold it up until it gets hard. (concrete)
     
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    OMG. Love this thread idea! I do this all day long! LOL

    How much sausage do you want? :cool:
     
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    I fixed it for you.
     
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    Should I toss the salad?
     
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    I call dibs on that big hunk! (Chocolate) :D
     
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    These melons are ripe,Said the man at the checkout
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    Spread your legs wider!
     
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    I love your sauce.
     
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    Didn't hear this, but saw the sign and had thoughts ;) "slippery when wet"
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    God that'll never fit
     
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    Talking with coworkers about the coffee chew pouches. And it came up that with them unlike tobacco you can choose to spit or swallow.
     
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    Ever notice how a guy will watch you eat a banana!
     
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    That or watch her eat ribs....
     
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    Do you think you can get it off?
     
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