I am only granting Green Eyes wish. She has nice tits, that's why. Poof! You now have a partner, a partner in crime, and the two of you are doing time for robbing an adult toy store. You were caught red-handed eating edible underwear as you fled the scene, your arms full of 15" rubber dicks, anal beads the size of tennis balls, and an inflatable doll that looked like Richard Simmons. I wish I wasn't so bored.