Things you say to your dog but not your so

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  1. SexyFantasyGirl

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    sit up and beg
     
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    Stop Whining
     
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    don't lick your ass
     
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    Get your face out of my crotch!!
     
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    Were's the 'possum, get the 'possum.
     
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    "don't look at me like that I'm sooo close to cuming " "I don't watch you when you like your balls"
     
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    Stop crapping in the flower bed!
     
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    stop licking your balls
     
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    Cough up that hairball~:D
     
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    If you're gonna piss on one, piss on all four. ;):rolleyes::D
     
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    lick that up
    wait I'm sure I've said that to my SO before :p
     
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    i'll rub your belly but if you want your balls licked your gonna have to do it yourself
     
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    Down girl....
     
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    "Go on... go potty"
     
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    STOP drinking out of the Toliet
     
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    Should we feed the dog?
     
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    Don't piss on the flowers
     
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    Go outside and Poo. !!
     
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    Go get your toy! Oh wait, maybe you would say that to both. ;)
     
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    Quit begging. :)
     
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