Things you say to your dog but not your so

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  1. matt2006

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    Get your ass out of my bed and get in your own
     
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    Squirrel!
     
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    Stop licking me
     
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    I didn't see this! I posted something similar. Great minds thinks alike!
     
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    DON'T YOU PISS ON THAT
     
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    Why do you hump everything?!!
     
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    You smell like you've been rolling in shit!
     
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    Who wants Turkey Skin???
     
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    quit licking your ass!!
     
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    Drop that possum
     
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    Don't drag your ass on the carpet!!:D:D
     
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    I've actually said this to my 6 year old after she mimicked the stupid dog doing it.
     
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    Don't pee on the Roses
     
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    I've said that to my wife. Didn't want the thorns to scratch her.
     
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    Youv'e never told your wife that I'm a caring man.????

    At least your dog knows
     
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    FLMAO…Dude 3 steps on my property and you'd lose a limb and I shudder to think what the dog would do to you.
    :eek::eek::eek:
     
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    For Christ's sake, why are you eating shit?
     
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    Stop Barking!
     
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