Things you say to your dog but not your so

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  1. alex93977

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    Don't lick that
     
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    Spit it out!
     
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    Damn, you need a bath!
     
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    She/he's putting on his/her winter weight
     
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    Your breath smells like you've been licking sweaty balls!
     
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    Who's glad to see daddy
     
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    Wow, I never knew you liked peanut butter that much
     
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    Stop humping my leg!
     
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    DON'T PISS ON THE ROSES !!!
     
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    Stop eating the cat's shit!
     
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    "C'mon rollover. I'll give you treat." On second thought..... I might have said that......
     
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    stop chewing on your toe nails!
     
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    Lmao love this thread.
     
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    I genuinely L'dOL at this one!
     
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    Stop rolling in the cowpies!
     
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    Mommy loves you
     
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    Stay out of the fucking trash!
     
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    stop licking that!!!
     
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    You bitch!! ( when she ate my sandwich on the table)
     
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    Spit that out right now!!
     
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