Things you say to your dog but not your so

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    Lets see...I dont think I ever said this to my wife. " You haven't been out there long enough to take a shit!! So gets your ass back up on that hill and get the hell back in here its cold out there!!" :D
     
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    Don't pee there!!!
     
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    Stop humping my leg!
     
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    Don't play with my balls
     
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    Stop licking your balls!
     
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    Damn it!!! Gets your nose out of sparkys ass!!! You fucking idiot! :D
     
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    Stop licking my feet.
     
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    stay off the furniture
     
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    DON'T Swallow that
     
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    Get your nose out of there
     
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    What did you roll in now?
     
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    Oh dear, I've had a few of these things said to me... :oops:
     
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    Who's a pretty girl?
     
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    You dumb bitch!!! At least not out loud.
     
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    Go fetch the ball :)
     
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    stop licking your balls
     
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