Things you don't want to hear during sex

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    Aren't you done yet?
     
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    Are you in yet?
     
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    Your brother was better!
     
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    Ouch!
     
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    Zzzzzzz
     
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    I think my husband is home!!
     
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    did I leave my BC pills at your place?
     
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    You seemed tighter last time...:eek:
     
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    What's that?:p
     
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    your sister did not do that to me last night!
     
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    Can you pass the remote control?
     
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    Do you smell something?

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    please stop.... I can do this part better by myself
     
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    Got any penicillin?
     
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    get off me that's my phone ringing can you get it for me to:eek:
     
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    Try not to smear my make up will you?
     
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    try not to get any of you make on me my wife will be suspicious;)
     
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    We have the same plumbing. :eek:
     
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    What do you mean your done?
     
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    (Phone rings) Hello? No, I'm not doing anything right now.
     
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