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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by MariaMaria, Dec 12, 2016.
You have to teach a pig to sing 1st
Singing is subjective so sure!
...but everywhere you go a person follows you around playing the tuba.
Oh, no...I hate bringing attention to myself. I rather be poor!
...but every time you encounter a pregnant women on the street, you must ask her if you can check if she's dilated.
I could not be that rude to a pregnant woman, so no.
You have to spend all the money in one day and can not spend more than 1/2 of the balance on any one thing or you forfeit it all.
It would take some planning, but yeah I could do it.
A million but you'd have to wear a shirt daily for a week that asks people to comment on your breasts (if female) or nose hair (if male).
Where to I pick-up my money
You have to carry a 5# wheel of cheese everywhere you go in public until all the money is spent. When at home the cheese has to sit on you dinning room table.
Smell you later
Count me in! No shame about my love for cheese!
...but you have to -for as long as you have the money- paint your nails (for guys) or shave your head (for girls).
Just wire the money to my acct.
You have to go out & public with a dead octopus dressed as an infant every were you go as long as you have the money.
PS - @MariaMaria I think after the 2nd month the Cheese stands alone.
.....but you can never again wear pants.
So.... my bank account is *********. Burning all my pants as soon as I get the money
..... but you have to sing your national anthem every time that you see a male/female that you like.
Bring me the money!
....But you will have to have sex with the first person you see everyday for a year
Yikes...well...maybe..no, no, no LOL
...but you have to give a third of it to a political group whose ideas you find repulsive.
Not a fucking chance
You have to bark at the first person you meet when you enter the grocery store, evrytime
Yes I could do that
You could never talk to anyone whose boobs are bigger than your own
Ill take it in cash please lol
You have to wear pink everyday
Real.men wear pink, a previous boss always said.
You have to wear 3" heels or more every day
Rolling in the cash!
... But you have to give $5 to everyone that says hello to you
It depends for how long...
...but you have to jump naked on a trampoline in your front yard every morning for a week...
For a million bucks sure
You must not have any sex or masturbate for 1 year
Couldn't do it...no way.
A million bucks but you have to cook and eat grilled cheese for lunch every day for a year.