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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by MariaMaria, Dec 12, 2016.
...but your co-workers can read your mind once a week...
Psh! They could use a few Truth Bombs every now and then. So, yes -- totally.
... but you have to live in a technology-free commune for at least 3 years.
Yep, I'll take it! I've dreamed about that...
...but you have to get a rectal exam every time it snows.
yep (snows here about...not much)
you would have to watch Fox News for a year
No, I rather not have the $$$
…but it's a million in it's in Venezuelan currency
Does it come out to equalling 1,000,000 USD or is it only 1,000,000 VEF?
Yes you can have the exchanger rate to USA dollars and trip there too.
In that case, sure -- I'd feel even more wealthy!
Okay. A million dollars, but... You have to confess your most personal shameful/embarrassing secret at a press conference that will be viewed by everyone with access to a TV/computer/smartphone/tablet on the planet.
Obviously being a virtuous & upstanding member of the community I have nothing shameful or embarrassing to confess. Actually maybe I do so I'll say no.
A million dollars but you have to scrub your bosses toilet clean every day ... with a toothbrush
Ew, no, thanks!
...but every morning you have to do naked dance in front of your open window as soon as you wake up.
Hell yeah! Can we watch if it's you?
...million dollars but every time you order fast food in the drive through, you have to do it as Karl from Slingblade, mmmhmmm.
Gimme them french fried mashed pertaters, mmmmhmmmm!
...but you have to speak like Jar-Jar Binks for the rest of your life.
Sure, I already have a weird accent LOL
...but every time you order coffee, you must add "and a blowjob"
Maria - I do that now
But it's in coins and you can not exchange then for paper money
A million dollars but you must replace all greetings to people with punches in the face.
I guess that I'd take it and go live in a little island all by myself LOL
....but you'd get the hiccups every time you fuck
BUT...You'd have hair growing all over your ears until eternity.
I'll take it. I can just ask my Brazilian wax lady to do the ears too LOL
....but, you have to give up BJs for 5 years.
Already done (for life, I suppose )
but...........you have to talk with a manly / female voice instead.
Wouldn't bother me. My voice has no impact on my self-view.
.... but you have to spend at least one hour a day reading abuse case reports.