Tax Time

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by johnnyangel694u, Oct 12, 2007.

  1. johnnyangel694u

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2006
    Messages:
    6,168
    Likes Received:
    2,188
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to
    file her taxes.

    The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
    questions."He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then
    asks,"What's your occupation?"

    "I'm a Lady of the night," she says.

    The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, " Let's try to
    rephrase that."

    The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".

    "No, that still won't work. Try again."

    They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken
    farmer."

    The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a
    prostitute?"

    "Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."

    "Chicken Farmer it is."
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice