Stupid Sh*t People Say

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  1. 10_3XL

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    A thread for posting all the stupid shit people say. (Doesn't necessarily have to be funny - just stupid.)

    Example:
    "Irregardless - I still want an expresso."
     
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    So when you say a calendar year is that from January through December?
     
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    What do you mean I am overdrawn? I can't be overdrawn! I still have blank checks left. I thought you could write checks until you ran out!!
     
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    These analgesics aren't doing anything for the pain - they've actually made it worse. Now my shoulder and my bum hurt!
     
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    You still with us 10 3xl (opps sorry hacked thread :( ?
     
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    Anything that comes out of a republicans mouth.
     
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    My sister used to say, "how much do you want to make a dollar bet?".... Idk, $1?
     
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    "climate change is a hoax"
     
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    YOLO... I get what it means I just hate the term....like crocs...stop wearing them
     
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    Conversation with me and my boss this morning.
    Me: they fired him for insubordination
    Boss: what is that? *closes his eyes, takes his glasses off* what are you saying to me right now? Are you saying he was on drugs?
    Me: uh...no. I'm saying he was fired for not doing what he was told.
    Boss: what do you mean?
    Me: like if you told me to do something and I told you to go fuck yourself.
    Boss: oh. OH! Oh no you can't do things like that.
    Me: yeah.... Or do drugs.
    Boss: who's on drugs?!?
    Me: no one... I was just saying.
    Boss: oh. Are you sure our guys aren't on drugs.
    Me: I'm sure they were tested a week ago.
    Boss: they were?
    Me: yeah....they were.

    Such is my life. Lol. :)
     
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    Is your boss David Brent or Michael Scott (US version)?
     
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    He's a lot like Michael Scott actually. He means well. His heart is definitely in it and at times he can make a good decision. But 99% of the time he's a lost ball in tall weeds. This is boss #2 of 4 by the way.
     
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    All university graduates of course??????
     
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    Conversation from years back when I worked at a call center for Sears as a credit card account manager:

    Me: Thank you for calling Sears, how may I help you?
    Customer: Yeah, I'm trying to find out about some charges on my statement that I don't recognize.
    Me: Certainly ma'am, one moment while I pull up your statement please. (after looking at the charges that correlate with the date she gave me) Looks like those are your monthly finance charges ma'am.
    Customer: What are those?
    Me (trying so hard not to use my often used sarcastic tone of voice): They are what's generated by the interest rate on your credit card ma'am.
    Customer: I didn't know I had to pay interest on my credit card!
    Me (rather confused): You...you didn't?
    Customer: No, I was never told this at all when I applied for the damn card! I want to talk to a supervisor right now!
    Me: Certainly ma'am please hold.
    (at this point, I put the phone on mute and spent a good 30-40 seconds laughing)
    Me: Sorry for the wait ma'am, I'm putting you through a supervisor right now.
    (At this point I transferred her and it turns out my team leader was monitoring my call. While she agreed the whole thing was funny, I was told its not generally a good idea to laugh at customers.)
     
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    1 out of 4 is a college grad.
     
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    Liberrry (library)
    Supposebly (Supposedly)
    Valentimes day (valentine's day)
     
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    Walmarts (Walmart)
     
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    I get that w targets (target) more around here.
     
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    Lol we also have kmarts. Kmart. Speaking of Target I know a few ladies that think it's funny to pronounce it targ├ęt(tar-jjay). Why? Lol
     
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    I know the feeling, my boss is a total ass hole slave driver college fuck. I hate myself.... Tar-jjay is the "French" pronunciation. Gives it a little more class, as if there is any with discount chains. They do seem to have a bit better quality than Wally world, and we won't even go into a Kmart.
     
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