Squirrel Suicide Terrorists Attack Midwestern Power Grid

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  1. Puss_in_boots

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    Pretty funny, Viking Humper. [​IMG]
     
  3. Puss_in_boots

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    Hehe...I love it.

    That reminds me...:brow

    Oh, nevermind. The Viking is vacuuming at the moment. Best let him get on with it.
     
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    Wise girl. Never EVER stop a man when he's doing something that feels good or makes the house look better.
     
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    SEE! BEHOLD! I revel in my prescience!

    I tried to warn you the fuzzy bastards were out to get us ... but oh no .. .A1's just a fucking nut case... :lol

    HA! *loads shotgun and prepares for the invasion of furry fury*
     
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    I can just see the Faux News headlines following up this story:

    ARE OUR BORDERS SECURE AGAINST TERRORIST SQUIRRELS?

    DEMOCRATS IGNORE TERRORIST SQUIRREL THREAT

    AL SHARPTON CALLS TERRORIST SQUIRRELS "MY BROTHERS"
     
  7. AnonymousOne

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    Couple those with:

    REPUBLICANS CALL FOR ANTI-SQUIRREL AIR STRIKES IN US TOWNS

    BUSH OFFERS SQUIRRELS AMNESTY IF THEY LAY DOWN THEIR NUTS

    TROOPS COMBAT SQUIRREL INSURGENTS :lol
     
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    :rofl

    OMG...that nearly made me fall off my chair!!
     
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    I just have to say it, you guys are nuts :p :lol

    Figures! How hypocritical of us to demand that others give up their nuts while our government continues to hoard nuts like they're going out of style :eyes
     
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    AH ... but see the difference is that we not only horde them, we put them in positions of political power.
     
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    Our government doesn't hoard da nuts; dey IS da nuts.
     
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    That was my point ... :eyes

    *sigh* Wit is simply lost on some people.
     
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