Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    put this cream on my rash for me
     
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    I see dead people
     
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    oh not you again
     
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    Trim my back hair
     
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    my jealous boyfriend is coming over
     
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    Some hilarious ones on here.
     
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    Can we do Dutch?
     
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    Don't you hate money?
     
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