Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    I like drinking blood
     
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    My Ex is EyeKandy
     
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    You got a cigarette?
     
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    Loan me twenty bucks?
     
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    I got the runs!
     
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    Do I look fat?
     
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    can you afford me
     
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    do you like whips
     
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    I would quite like that on a first date;)
     
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    got an ankle bracelet
     
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    know how to break it??
     
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    I have a chastity belt
     
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    *excuses myself to go to the restroom*comes back* He says, "I finished your dinner." :eek: *slap*
     
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    The protection order expired
     
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    Who are you again?
     
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    Im 14, thats ok?
     
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    I've heard you're impotent.
     
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    Awe cum too soon
     
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    Are your tits real?
     
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