Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    Ever kiss your cousin?
     
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    Waiter...the check please!
     
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    That's a cold sore
     
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    Thanks for starting this @CLE32793 . It's a fun one.
    Well played so far, everyone! I'll spare you the million likes.
     
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    It's a small infection
     
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    I love fucking animals
     
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    I am your father
     
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    That's not to bad ;)
     
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    Do you smell chloroform?
     
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