Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    Wanna see my basement?
     
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    Are you paying tonight?
     
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    Actually heard this one time:confused:
    Without saying anything sexual or really even knowing her yet?

    I don't suck dick
     
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    Want fries with that?
     
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