Ruin a first date in 4 words

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    Will you marry me???
     
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    "We make a cute couple". I know more than 4 words but had a girl say that on our very first date. Had the same reaction as "will you marry me"...lol
     
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    I don't enjoy sex
     
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    It's my boyfriend calling
     
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    my dick's 3 inches


    But size doesn't matter :mad:
     
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    You're mom is sexy
     
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    [ring ring--holds up the "hang on a sec" finger]

    "It's my parole officer"
     
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    Does this look infected?
     
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    OMG!!!! lmao!
     
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    I don't think that's a bad thing
     
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