Porn World Vs. Real World

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  1. Kermit

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    I found a site watching the news, where the site owner talked about it. Worth a read lol

    Make Love Not Porn :: Porn World vs. Real World

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    Porn World: Cum is adored by all women who would drink gallon if we could shoot that much!

    Real World: It depends on the tastes of the woman, some drink it all down and some won't let thier partners cum in their mouth during fellatio
     
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    Porn world: women enjoy it from start to finish and afterwards

    Real world: starting out women enjoy it, about midway through she starts to think about grocery list, in the end she tries to think "did I shut the lid to the washer"
     
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    Porn World: show her your dick when you first meet and she sucks it
    Real World: Show her your dick when you first meet, and she calls the police
     
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    porn: guys last hours
    real: guys last minutes
     
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    Porn world: when cum gets in her eye, she takes it like a champ

    Real world: When cum gets in her eye, "IT BURNS!! WE ARE NEVER DOING THAT AGAIN!!"
     
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    Porn world: A little bit of spit and you can shove your cock in her ass no problem

    Real world: A little bit of spit and shoving it in ensures that'll be the last time you ever get to try anal
     
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    haha been there done that!!!
     
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    porn:women give head four hours.
    real world:they say "my legs are falling asleep" after a couple minutes of oral
     
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    Porn world: pizza guy knocks on the door, hot chick answers and they screw like rabbits

    Real world: pizza guy knocks on the door, a chick that looks like a wildebeast in a moo-moo answers and screws the guy out of a tip
     
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    Porn World: There Is No Such Thing As A Straight Woman They're All Bi
    Real World: This Rule is only true after a few drinks
     
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    Haha love it!!
     
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    Porn World: Get Caught Screwing The Baby Sitter, She Joins In
    Real World: Get Caught Screwing The Baby Sitter, She Kicks You Out
     
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    Dude, you need to pick up your game. If she keeps cumming, she won't be thinking about groceries.

    Porn world, every woman has fake tits

    Real world, on a third do.
     
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    Ya,I agree with Backcheck...many of us real gals can enjoy it the whole time and not think about groceries:)
     
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    Wife came three times last night and she sure as hell didn't look like she was thinking about groceries, laundry, or anything else but maybe hitting a fourth....but I ran out of steam. Damn old age, 45 min is becoming too close to the norm. I miss my youth.
     
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    Porn World~Damn Your hot baby would you like to fuck?
    Real world~You sick perverted motherfucker~And that's after she slaps ya!
     
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    LOL, this doesn't pertain to me. I make damn sure what is going on at the moment is all she is thinking about. I do know some cats that their wives are ice queens. I actually stole that little blurb from a buddy that that's he said she was thinkin one night probably, lol.

    Porn world: guy gets caught by his woman screwing another chick, she joins in

    Real world: he is magically castrated

    EDIT: My bad Kermit, didn't see your babysitter post.
     
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    Ya,you can pretty much count on not being able to think about much at all after cumming 3 times :D
     
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    Porn World: It's predictable -- kissing, then oral, then intercourse, then guy cumming on her face in that order.

    Real World: Anything Goes!
     
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    it's all good in the hood yo, i should have added "probably goes to jail" in teh second part cause they're not all 18 like in the porn vids
     
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