Political correctness.

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  1. Hot Wheels

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    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED AUSTRALIAN.
    She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
    She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
    She does not TEASE or FLIRT - She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.
    She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
    She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
    She does not GET YOU EXCITED-She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
    She is not KINKY - She is a CREATIVE CARETAKER.
    She does not have a KILLER BODY - She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.
    She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
    She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
    She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
    She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
    She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
    She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
    She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
    She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

    He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY
    He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS
    He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION
    He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
    He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL
    He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
    He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED
    He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY
    He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
    He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES - He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT
    He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN
     
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    :rofl - thanks, HW! I will study these religiously, in order to improve on my 'political correctness" ( an area in which I am severely deficient :) )
     
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    That's excellent, Hotwheels. :lol

    I loved: drunk = chemically inconvenienced and balding = in follicle regression
     
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    My favs:
    She is not HORNY - She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
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    He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
    :lol
     
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    my fav's:
    She does not GET YOU EXCITED-She causes TEMPORARY BLOOD DISPLACEMENT.
    She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.

    none for the men, i couldnt refer to them in any different way.. :lol:lol:lol
     
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    Ha! That's funny as hell. Had to share w/ my other forums :)
     
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    HA! Love it!
     
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    :rofl Great stuff!
     
  9. AnonymousOne

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    I love it. This totally shows the absurdity of Political Correctness.
     
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    "He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN"

    Hey, I resemble that remark.
     
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    Love em

    He is not a garbage man-He is a waste management expert.
     
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    :uhh: ???
     
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    I fixed my post(#10). It was supposed to have a quote in it.
     
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