Okay! I should have bought a Fleshlight!

Discussion in 'Sexual Foreplay and Techniques' started by Rose, Jun 25, 2007.

  1. Rose

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    I thought I would get creative. For Father's Day, I got Thorn a "look-alike" fleshlight. An adorable male-masturbation toy that appeared to be all the fleshlight had to offer, without the $55 + price tag.

    ..blahblahblah... He tried it, a few times, a few different ways, and it just didn't do the trick. :ugh

    So, after spending about $28 for the fake one, I find myself getting ready to log on to the website and buy the real thing. So much for saving money.....

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    EDIT - OH!! I also got him a mega stereo system for his work van... (just to cover for when the kids asked, "What did you get Dad for Father's Day?" :rofl )
     
  2. Ryan

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    If you do get him a fleshlight use our banner ad :p
     
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    Oh Rose, you so crack me up with the "cover-up" :rofl
    Let us know about the "real" thing & if it works properly! :)
    ~Bella
     
  4. Rose

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    OH! I would go nowhere else!! You can rest assured that they will know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that I logged on from :sf, and that YOU, Ryan, are the sole reason that I am purchasing merchandise from their website.

    ps - do I get some sort of "Sexbux" incentive? :lol
     
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