Make funny metaphores about the sexes

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  1. ninja08hippie

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    Women are like phones, they like te be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected. Sometimes it's better to just get a prepaid plan.

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    Women are like condoms, they spent more time in your wallet than on your dick.
     
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    Why are hurricanes named after women?
    They're wet and wild when they come and take your house when they leave.


    Wakka wakka. :D
     
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    men are like laxatives, they irritate the shit out of you
     
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    Men are like snow...never know how many inches you're gonna get...or how long it's gonna last....
     
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    I say this too - where did we get this from? I can't remember!
     
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    Men are like Chocolate Bars...Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
     
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    I've always said it as a response to something sexy - don't think of Pacman as sexy ~ maybe i made it up for myself in that regard :lol
     
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    Fozzie Bear.
     
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    Some woman are like peanut butter....they spread easy :)
     
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