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Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by wifelover1983, Sep 8, 2015.
What age and where did you lose your virginity xxx
18. Bf bedroom/basement.
He gave new meaning to minute man
18 my bedroom. An old friend who had moved away a few years earlier and was back in town visiting. She was staying in our guest room but stayed most of the night in my bedroom.
20 yo with young pro paid for by mate as thanks for saving his miserable ass for being too drunk to work.
Another minute man, no wait second man but actually probably tenth that night!
Hang on, strange place for this thread
You're right. I didn't even notice.
Anal 18 bi 18 at the same time that was a good night xx lol obviously my first threesome too xx
Never. Sex is Evil. I've sworn myself to celibacy and given myself to the Lord. I am a Franciscan monk in a small hermitage outside of Provence.
Don't ask about how I'm on the internet or why I'm on a sex site. I can't answer. The Lord acts in mysterious ways.
Want to lose it now xx
LOL! I think you could convert a devout gay guy, not to mention seduce a monk and his vows...
Tempt me not, She-Devil! Succubus! Defiler of men! I HAVE SWORN MYSELF TO CHRIST AND THE LORD OUR FATHER!
<<runs away praying frantically and grasping a crucifix>>
25, cabin in the woods, 24 for blowjob
@10-3XL understand that I am areligious and your joke was great until you started mentioning specific deities which serve to trivialise and are almost certain to insult or at lest affront some members on here.
On consideration a little sensitivity on such matters might be in order don't you think?
19 for oral, 22 for vaginal, 24 for anal
Dude, while I respect where you're coming from in trying to be a mediator here and all that, if anybody honestly takes it that I'm trivializing their religious views with those goofy posts they need to pull the stick out of their ass -- it's been in there too long and is starting to petrify. (Or is it putrefy?) Have you forgotten that I grew up in a strict religious household and, though I have lost much of my faith (according to some), I still hold the values and traditions in high esteem. I have absolutely no animosity towards religion or those who are religious.
I refuse to be apologetic for my posts, but I will apologize that some people take themselves so Goddamn seriously that they can't laugh at the ridiculousness inherent in some aspects of religion.
Also important to note that I'm pretty sure Jesus of Nazareth would laugh at the notion of not having sexual relations. He was, after all, a bar mitzvah Jewish male long before his death - so it can be assumed he was married and had been sexually active before his crucifixion.
PS - Why snipe at me about "sensitivity on such matters" when there has been outright religion bashing by more than a few other members here, without any of the humor injected into their posts? Just something for you to consider.
Cool, peace bro, no worries; I cannot expect to project my own standards on others
18. On the tailgate of a pick up truck on a country road. I dang near got it in the first time before I cum. Success 10 minutes later! For a minute or so anyway! Looking back now, I probably shouldn't have fingered her for half an hour and let her play with my dick before trying to have intercourse the first time. Who knew?
Indeed who knew, who blew!
Like I said I was the seconds man, finished in seconds and many seconds from the original of the night