Lies men tell

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by CLE32793, Mar 22, 2016.

  1. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    Y'all didn't think y'all were getting off that easy did you? Nope, we get to pick on you too!

    Lies1.jpg
     
  2. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    I'll call you.
     
    loves2ride likes this.
  3. Dog_E_Ryder

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,158
    Likes Received:
    9,231
    Gender:
    Male
    Lying isn't in my vocabulary.
     
    Englishman and CLE32793 like this.
  4. Dog_E_Ryder

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,158
    Likes Received:
    9,231
    Gender:
    Male
    No baby it isnt the way it looks...it just looks that way , but it's not... I swear to God! o_O:D
     
    CLE32793 likes this.
  5. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    Have a great lunch with your ex-boyfriend, no, I don't care what time you come back.
     
    Misshorny, CLE32793 and MissScarlett like this.
  6. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    I'm talking to Jake from State Farm
     
  7. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    OMG that's hilarious!!!! Thanks for that!
     
    loves2ride likes this.
  8. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    LIAR!!
     
  9. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    No problem, it made me laugh very hard when I wrote it.
     
    CLE32793 likes this.
  10. Dog_E_Ryder

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2014
    Messages:
    7,158
    Likes Received:
    9,231
    Gender:
    Male
    Not in my car!! I never saw those fucking panties in my life!!
     
  11. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    Trust me.

    And trust me I'm a doctor.
     
    Mikey22 and Englishman like this.
  12. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    My favorite,

    I swear, that bass was a 12 pounder!
     
    Gingerbear likes this.
  13. CLE32793

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2015
    Messages:
    17,989
    Likes Received:
    31,137
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Sunny Southeast
    Verified:
    Photo
    The boat won't cost us any extra money, I swear honey.
     
    Englishman likes this.
  14. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    This <--------> is 12 inches ...

    Your screen size may not show that properly.
     
    MariaMaria, CLE32793 and Sweetlysad like this.
  15. Sweetlysad

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2013
    Messages:
    22,562
    Likes Received:
    65,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    In your dreams ;)
    Verified:
    Photo
    She's just a friend
     
    Misshorny and IMNaughty like this.
  16. Sweetlysad

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2013
    Messages:
    22,562
    Likes Received:
    65,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    In your dreams ;)
    Verified:
    Photo
    No those pants don't make you look fat :)
     
    CLE32793 likes this.
  17. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    Of course you're only the second woman I've ever been with
     
  18. IMNaughty

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2014
    Messages:
    2,217
    Likes Received:
    3,786
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX, USA
    Or, alternatively,

    My number is 50
     
  19. Sweetlysad

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2013
    Messages:
    22,562
    Likes Received:
    65,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    In your dreams ;)
    Verified:
    Photo
    I don't think she's pretty at all!
     
    Misshorny and IMNaughty like this.
  20. Sweetlysad

    Verified Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 22, 2013
    Messages:
    22,562
    Likes Received:
    65,204
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    In your dreams ;)
    Verified:
    Photo
    I am fine with the size of your boobs
     
    IMNaughty and Dog_E_Ryder like this.
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice