I'll try to post new jokes every day Did you hear that alcohol has trace amounts of female hormones? They did a study where they gave a bunch of men alcohol, all of them started talking illogically and became bad drivers. Did you hear that the captain of the Titanic was a Republican? He was told there were icebergs ahead, he said "Stay the course." How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?