"It was the Plumber!"

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  1. Rose

    Rose Resident Sexy Grandma
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    The sink is leaking, so we call the plumber. He comes by around 4:00 on Friday afternoon. As usual, Thorn & I have already started 'wasting away in Margaritaville'. :lol As usual, we were talking about sex, and fantasies - you know, the usual stuff married couples talk about while unwinding after a hard days work.

    I meet the plumber at the door, and show him the problem. I then assist him, as he is checking the pipes.

    ....minutes pass, and Thorn walks in the back door. All he hears is me saying:

    "Okay - do you want me to hold it while you screw?" :brow

    ... I dunno - it just struck us as funny...
    :rofl
     
  2. Barbwire

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    Rose, you crack me up, girl! :lol
     
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    Just hold on a minute and let me think about it.
     
  4. Buffalo204

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    Bus brakes down and the driver is under it trying to make repairs. A lady ask him "You want a screwdriver?". He said "Not now lady, I got to fix the fucking bus!!".
     
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    lol cracked me up, thanks for that ;)
     
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