Installing updates

Discussion in 'General Sex Discussion' started by tilt12, Oct 30, 2009.

  1. tilt12

    tilt12 New Member

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    I wish there were was a way to install some updates in the program files in my wife's brain.

    updates like:

    lovetosuckpenis.exe
    tryswallowing.exe
    tryanal.exe
    donotcoverfacewithcomforterwhenIseesemeninporn.exe

    I'd download everyone of these updates and hit 'run' and 'install'.

    :(
     
  2. HardRocker

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    Watch out if you download tryanal.exe, it's been known to come with a stealthy butt sector virus.
     
  3. fantasien

    fantasien New Member

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    LoL!!! :lol
     
  4. Squirt

    Squirt New Member

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    It would only be fair if we could install some updates in you men...

    eatmorepussy.exe
    buyusflowers.exe
    expressyourfeelings.exe

    etc..........
     
  5. Barbwire

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    :bow :bow
     
  6. Falsehope

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    Isn't it true that in some cases expressyourfeelings.exe will result in the ironskillettoyourhead Virus if the wrong input is used or during an input/output error??
     
  7. ninja08hippie

    ninja08hippie Official SF Hugger
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    You gotta install the expressyourfeelings pop-up blocker. That filters out the stuff that leads to the ironskillettoyourhead virus.
     
  8. Puss_in_boots

    Puss_in_boots Adminatrix
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    Isn't true that the tryanal.exe can be installed on both the male and female models? How about the letmeshoveacucumberupyourassfirstandseehowyoulikeit.exe update?
     
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