I'm off to saddle up my lesbian.

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  1. Barbwire

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    The other day, my 11 year old son and I were looking out the sliding glass doors, watching my two horses dozing in the pasture.

    I said to my son, "Which one do you think is more beautiful?"

    He said, "R."

    I said, "What makes you say that?"

    He said, "Well, since you shaved A.'s mane off he kinda looks like......" He paused and thought a moment then asked, "What do you call girls that like girls, again?"

    I said, "Lesbians."

    He said, "He looks like a lesbian."

    I tried to keep a straight face but failed miserably, then I explained to him that not all lesbians had short hair. I also explained that there are a lot of very beautiful lesbians, so just because A. may look like a lesbian in his eyes, that should not make him unattractive.

    Now, if you will please excuse me, it's a nice day, so I'm off to saddle up my lesbian. :lol

     
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    :rofl

    Kids say the darnedest things, don't they?

    :rofl
     
  3. Jo G

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    There is a big lesson in this for me. Never judge any one on how they apaear on the outside
     
  4. Barbwire

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    Yeah, especially horses. :lol
     
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    Lol.....horses yes...
     
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    How was the ride, ladybug? ;)
     
  7. Barbwire

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    Well, I didn't end up going. After I fiishing brushing my horse, (he is shedding something fierce) my throat about closed up and I was so conjested I could not breathe. Apparently, I'm allergic to lesbians. :lol

    Seriously, I am very allergic to horses and this time of year is pure torture, but so worth it, just the same.

     
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    Sorry, hun. I know you adore your babies. Kisses......
     
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