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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by mikehoncho18, Oct 13, 2017.
I used to collect baseball postcards, Now baseball bores me to death.
I use to be nice now I dislike everyone equally
I used to love her, but it's all over now
Figured it was better than the Guns N' Roses line
I used to be able to catch up with things here in a few minutes, now it takes longer.
I used to give a shit. Now, not so much.
I used to stay up late now I'm lucky to make it till midnight
I used to want people to like me, Now I KNOW they do.
I used to do the splits, now I can only split an avocado
I used to play with myself alone, now the hubs watches me do it.
Oh I see what you did there Missy, and I like it
I used to not pay much attention to the President, now, I cannot WAIT to get that POS out of the Oval Office!
I used to be able to drink almost a 12 pack of shitty domestic beer before a football game.
Now I can’t fathom drinking that much of any beverage in a 3-hour period.
Oh HELL YEAH!!! YUM!
Unfortunately last night's game drove me to drink Mass Quantities!
I used to be young. Now I am older.
I used to be a virgin.Now I'm not shocker lol
I used to be handsome. Now I'm an Ogre.
I use to wear panties now I don't