I used to __________ now _________

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  1. mikehoncho18

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    I used to collect baseball postcards, Now baseball bores me to death.
     
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    I use to be nice now I dislike everyone equally
     
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    I used to love her, but it's all over now:)
     
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    Rolling Stones! :D
     
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    Figured it was better than the Guns N' Roses line
     
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    LOL :D:D
     
  7. JackieTreehorn

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    I used to be able to catch up with things here in a few minutes, now it takes longer.
     
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    I used to give a shit. Now, not so much.:cool::D
     
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    I used to stay up late now I'm lucky to make it till midnight
     
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  10. mikehoncho18

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    I used to want people to like me, Now I KNOW they do.

    Nah j/k :D


    I used to do the splits, now I can only split an avocado
     
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    I used to play with myself alone, now the hubs watches me do it.
     
  12. mikehoncho18

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    Oh I see what you did there Missy, and I like it :D
     
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    I used to not pay much attention to the President, now, I cannot WAIT to get that POS out of the Oval Office!
     
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    I used to be able to drink almost a 12 pack of shitty domestic beer before a football game.
    Now I can’t fathom drinking that much of any beverage in a 3-hour period.
     
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    Oh HELL YEAH!!! YUM!
     
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    Unfortunately last night's game drove me to drink Mass Quantities! :rolleyes::oops::oops::eek::D:p
     
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    I used to be young. Now I am older.
     
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    I used to be a virgin.Now I'm not :eek::p shocker lol
     
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    I used to be handsome. Now I'm an Ogre. :eek::rolleyes::oops:
     
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    I use to wear panties now I don't :D:D
     
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