I just can't do it.

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  1. johnnyangel694u

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    Every time I try to take a picture of my hard throbbing cock, I lose my hard on. Am I weird?
     
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    Haha, I know what u r talking about. Try photoshop if u can't get it up...........................:p
     
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    And just like that johnnyangel's porn career came to a screeching halt. Lol :D
    Just kidding man. Try jerking off with the camera ready and take a few shots. After some practice you'll get it.
    … the art of taking dick pics…:cool:
     
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    I have that problem also lol. Doesn't matter how hard I am , soon as I try to take a pic it starts going down. ..probably because I am terrible at the " selfie" lol.....maybe it's trying to tell me something. So you are not alone
     
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    Now I am totally photo shopping Peter Norths cock onto mine
     
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    try doing it while watching something that gets you hard, be patient, enjoy the watching.
     
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    It's possible, with a little luck, that you're weird. But not because of this.
     
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    I know I am weird in many different ways and proud of it. Lol
     
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    This is a sign that the cosmos does not want men taking their own dick pics (I have the same problem). :p
     
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    The best and most unique among us are all a little weird!
     
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    A certain amount of weird is good!
     
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    Weird is what lame people call interesting people. :p
     
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    It's not weird. You just lose the heat bro! Try to set your camera down, and if it has a setting to take multiple pics or wait a few mins before it takes a pic use that.
     
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    You go soft because your either NOT an exhibitionist , and the idea of taking the picture isn't arousing in and of itself.... or you're worrying too much about what the picture will look like...... ( every year more boners are killed by stress than by handguns and drunk drivers combined) so just relax and have fun...
     
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    You need a fluffer to keep you hard. :)
     
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    I also have this problem very often. Not always but usualy yes.
     
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    Have someone else take the picture, thats what I do

    While she's busy fiddling with the camera
    Im busy "fiddling" with my...

    ;)
     
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    Use the self-timer or a remote shutter device.
     
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    Another failed attempt today. Lol
     
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    ha ha no but think about how porn stars must feel
     
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