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    I have not! All of my fish slaps so far have been justified.
     
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    I have never put a Squid in the coat pocket of a Co-worker before a meeting with Regional V.P.
     
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    I have never sucked a cock...but I truly desire to do so!
     
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    I have never felt as low as I do tonight
     
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    I will bare that in mind :)
     
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    I am sorry sweetie, I hope all is okay xxx
     
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    really what are you waiting for :)
     
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    You are young, you have time :)
     
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    Someone who will let me
     
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    your a nice looking guy,that should not be a problem,
    well good things come to those who wait,
     
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    Thanks, I hope so.
     
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    I have never said no to the question "would you like Bacon with that?"
     
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    I have never heard such dirty talk as I have since I started hanging around here. (Not 100% true:oops:)
     
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    I have never seen an uncut black penis
     
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    I have never tasted anything better than sweet post-orgasmic pussy.
     
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    I have never felt a more intense orgasm than one involving my friendly anal vibe.
     
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