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  1. lkg4f

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    I have never had a one-night stand - probably never will
     
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    I have never been banned for life from any bar that is currently open.
     
  3. whybother

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    how about bars that have closed?
     
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    I have never been banned from a bar. Kicked out for the night from many but not banned
     
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    I have never grabbed the pussy of a woman I just met.
     
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    I have never spent the night in jail...




    (6 hours before seeing the magistrate was what it lasted...)
     
  7. sandwich

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    I have never made a chandelier. Hopefully, that will soon change.
     
  8. lkg4f

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    I have never skinny dipped
     
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    I have never run for political office
     
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    Taking you by the hand, oft to the beach we go.....
     
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    I have never punched another person.
     
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    I have never "accidentally" dry-walled anyone's cat into a crawl space.
     
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    I have never held a snake
     
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    I have never been listed in the credits for a movie or tv show
     
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    I have one you can hold. If you stroke him he'll spit at you :D
     
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    I have never been in prison
     
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    I have never had a ticket of any kind. ( knock on wood)
     
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    I have never been to a sex shop..........just kidding :p

    I have never been to the amazon
     
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    I have never beat the shit out of anyone who didn't deserve it :D
     
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    Ever slapped someone with a fish and later thought, "I should not have done that"?
     
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