I get no friggin' respect!!

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  1. Rose

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    I go into Linens & Things with my grandson....
    Thorn is sitting in the car checking out all the chicks going and out of the store...
    ... :yell

    All of a sudden, he takes a double take...blond hair blowing in the wind, slender body gracefully walking out to the parking lot...
    His thoughts are, "Whoa, damn, that's a hot one!!!"...

    ... then he realizes... it's just...just.... His wife......His regular old wife! :yell
    ME!!!

    Why is it that guys don't acknowledge (or appreciate) what's sitting across from the table every day ( and lying in their bed, every night) ?

    Is there some sort of psychological/physiological/sexual metamorphosis that takes place when two people go to the altar of marriage? Of course, I'm being facetious - I will make him pay DEARLY for his error :lol - - ... but why?... WHY... WHY?
     
  2. Thorn

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    So I'm off the hook? :nerv
     
  3. cook74

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    Tsk Tsk. :tsktsk

    Thorn gets caught ogling his own wife, that deserves severe punishment :spank

    If you are going to ogle... Wear a pair of sunnies. :cool

    :lol
     
  4. Joe

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    You set the standard, Rose. Thorn saw someone who :drool looked almost as good as his wife and had to stare a bit to see if it was possible anyone else could actually look as good. :brow:brow:brow You can't really blame him for that.



    Is he off the hook yet? ;)
     
  5. AnonymousOne

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    You've REALLY got this whole 'Open mouth, insert foot, swallow to the knee' thing down don't ya?;)
     
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    My wife catches me off guard with an occasional hot moment too. Makes me happy.;)
     
  7. Bluesy

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    In Thorn's defense (not that he needs it, as I'm sure he's learned the fine art of marital sucking up by now), I think it's cool that he thought you were a hot stranger...shows that in his eyes you've still got it, you know ;)
     
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