So as the site/quiz stipulates, how many 5 year olds could you take before being overwhelmed? Click here to find out. For those who want to know more before clicking, the premise is that you're in an area roughly the size of a basketball court. No weapons, everyone is wearing a cup (I'm not sure what the logic or reasoning is on this one, but they made it, so whatever), the kids are in a frenzy, and getting knocked out means you're out. IIRC it's a simple quiz that asks like ~15 questions about you and then comes up with a number of kids you'd take before being overwhelmed. My result? A paltry 23 five year olds before I got taken down. It must be because I'm fat and would be gassed quickly. I won't tell Mittimer's # but she fared better than me. So, people of SF, how many crazed 5 year olds could you take down before you got taken?