One day a young brave decided to ask their village Chief about a question that had been bothering him. 'Chief, how do you name the newborn children in our Tribe?' he asked the Chief. 'My sun, when I arise in the morning I gaze out at the village & look for signs of life. The first that I see becomes the name of the child that has just been born: Soaring Eagle, Running Elk, Laughing Bear are all friends of yours. Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?'