Holy shit my paper plate is alive!

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  1. Jayce

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    So I just went upstairs to get some edibles to you know eat food and shit like that you cause I was like hungry or some jaunt? NEWAY LOL so I decided to construct a sandwich using my bare hands. After placing a plate of the paper variety on the counter, I went to the cooling unit to locate some cheese. After tracking the cheese slices and relocating them to the counter, I began to open the individually wrapped slices. I placed one full slice on my paper plate, figuring after I put some mayo on the sandwich I would then relocate the slice of cheese onto the sandwich.

    THEN, IT HAPPENED.....





    THE FUCKING PIECE OF CHEESE WAS STUCK TO THE PAPER PLATE! I couldn't believe it! The son of a bitch was STUCK to the paper plate. I finished my sandwich and tried to peel it off and it's still there! What the hell! Fuckin Kraft must be puttin 2-part JBWeld or Epoxy or some kind of insanely strong glue in their damned cheese. :yell

    btw would you like to touch my tra lala?
     
  2. Ryan

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    Lay off the drugs.

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    Too funny ...
     
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    I don't do drugs. Really.. :(
     
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    Well DON'T tell Bill Clinton! He'll start a crusade and eat up the rest of your 'shrooms, too! Oh, and be CAREFUL what you say around Ryan and the moderators! They are part of "The Others" you know! ;>

    PS - uh, what's a "tra lala"?
     
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    it's a gay walking down the street singing!:rofl
     
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    Gotta love that cheese.Well,I hope you've learned your lesson.I had that happen a long time ago...don't unwrap it until you're ready to use it.LOL
     
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