Help! My porn patch is shrinking!

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  1. Barbwire

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    During horsecamping season I let my pubes grow out for comfort and for hygenic reasons. (You may recall my recent post about squatting to pee, large labia, and urinating on oneself.) :ugh

    This year, I decided to try to do some landscaping instead of just shaving the beaver slicker than owl shit. (Thanks for the new folksy saying, HardRocker. :bow )

    My initial goal was to make a landing strip and I started shaving the hair on my inner thigh, working my way inwards. The finished product was a 2" line of fuzz that went from on side of my mans to the other. I thought it looked pretty decent until I got out of the shower and noticed that it was in need of some tidying up. So, I got back into the shower and resumed trimming.

    After I thought I was done, I double checked and realized that more fur needed to go from the right side. I shaved that off and got out of the shower.

    The next day, after more inspection it, became apparent that the length of the strip was too long, so I shortened it. I also tried to tidy up the sides .

    I now have a square patch of pubes sitting about mid-mans (Think Hitler's mustache.) and I'm not really thrilled with the look. It is very hard to get a precise line with a hand razor and for a perfectionist like myself, it's maddening.

    Does anyone have any ideas on how I can achieve my dream of having a porn quality pussy hair-do?

    Should I just shave the whole thing off and then draw it in like some women who do their eyebrows? :lol

     
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  2. igor

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    Well obviously you need some help. Be glad to assist:phat
     
  3. Barbwire

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    Eek! *pictures Igor in the a lab strapping me down on a table*
     
  4. HardRocker

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    Do you use one of those pube patch trimmers I've seen advertised on TV lately? That looks like it would make it easier.
     
  5. igor

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    Yeah, baby yeah!!!! :phat:phat:phat:dgrin:dgrin:dgrin
     
  6. Barbwire

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    I just use a regular razor, with a Quatro blade. My problem is it gets to the point where in dividual hairs need to be removed to make a clean line. I suppose I could pluck, but that sounds friggin' painful.
     
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    There is always waxing.
     
  8. Barbwire

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    Gosh, noooo! I can barely handle having my eyebrows done. I can't imagine how I'd handle having the pubes yanked.
     
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    At least it grows back if you dont like it.
     
  10. HardRocker

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    And, I hear, when it's waxed the hairs grow back with soft naturally tapered ends instead of the chopped ends which are prickley
     
  11. Barbwire

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    It's not the growing back part that I'm bothered by, it's the ripping out by the roots that puts me off.
     
  12. HardRocker

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    Yeah I know, I was just injecting some useful information.
     
  13. heelfetish

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    CL, I think you're worrying about this too much. I mean, if you're being that much of a perfectionist that you're worrying about individual hairs, then I'm afraid you'll never be satisfied with your current method of landscaping. If you want to be that precise then waxing/plucking are really your only options.

    You know I prefer totally bare, but if you're more comfortable leaving some hair, then I think you're going to have to loosen up a bit and accept the imperfections. After all, it's your pubes, not your brows. :)
     
  14. Barbwire

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    The irony of it all is, my eyebrows are about a month past due for waxing and it doesn't really bother me all that much. :lol

    Oh, and when you in front of the cam as much as I am, you really want your pubes to be at their best. ;)
     
  15. HardRocker

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    Yeah, 'cause you know, anything that hits the internet could sooner or later end up on a billboard somewhere sometime.:eek You could be visiting Beijing someday and see it on a sign advertising fresh clams or something.:lol
     
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    Gosh HardRocker!! You better stop my pussy from laughing so hard:lol
     
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