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  1. DayPlay3

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    Yes.....she's in a van at the end of my road.....didn't end well :eek:

    Have you ever just wanted to talk sometime
     
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    Yeah

    HYE burnt breakfast?
     
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    No :D

    Have you ever had a breakfest served in bed
     
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    Yes. Though I prefer the other way round.

    HYE travelled for love?
     
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    Yes

    HYE confused someone by what you typed?
     
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    Drove 300mi once . ;)

    Hye got butterflys before meeting someone new you have a crush on?
     
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    Most times

    Have you ever sent a naked pic to a relative or Friend by accident?
     
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    Yes!
    No

    You 2 got screwed up. Lol

    HYE Went to the store and forgot why?
     
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    No I make a list and keep it on my pocket.

    Have you ever been so drunk that you passed out.
     
  10. DayPlay3

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    Not That old yet :rolleyes::p:D

    Hye....frooze in you tracks seeing someome incredibly.HOT
     
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    I no longer associate with Jack or Jose'

    Can you just have one drink and enjoy yourself
     
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    I can have 0 drinks and enjoy myself. So yeah 1 is fine.

    Airplane or ship
     
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    Have I ever airplaned or shipped? Yes to both!

    HYE gotten completely dressed for work before you realized it was your day off?
     
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    Never, I always know if It's a day off.

    Ever wash a red TShirt with white bras and panties :)
     
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    Not those particular garments, but I've mixed colors by accident with predictable results.:oops:

    Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat
    And the food just ain't no good?
    I mean the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed
    And the chicken tastes like wood
     
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    No my real world friends all cook.

    Ever just get in your car, crank the music and just drive to clear your head.
     
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    No. I drive to much because I have to commute. Substitute "run" for "drive" then yes.

    HYE... sent a snarky email to the wrong recipient?
     
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    No....you must have been very snarky at the send moment
    ;)


    Ever grab the toothpaste in the dark instead of lube :eek:
     
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    No. Why would the toothpaste even be near the lube?

    HYE for guys: slide your cock MY MISTAKE down the ass?
    For girl, has someone slide his cock down your ass by mistake?
     
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    You just took me way the fuck back with that little "rappers delight":cool:
    Yes, yes I have(actual accident. Too drunk and lubed)She sounded like a dolphin."eh eh, eh eh, eh eh. Lol

    HYE called your lover by the wrong name?
     
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