GAME: Can or Can't

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  1. Little Southern

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    No! I have been laughing so hard tonight, I have tears.

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    Can, but the question is “do I want to”

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    Yes

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    Yes, and well too :)

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    Oh, Yes! And it's so good too! ;)

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    Have popped a couple :blush:

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    Yep :D

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    Don't think so. Can flick a clit to orgasm very quickly tho.

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    Can

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    Yes. Never have, but I'm pretty capable.

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    Damn straight :D

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    Don't think so

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    Yes

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    I doubt it !

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    Not my own

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    A little ;)

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    Yes.

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    No dammit!

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