Funny signs

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  1. Thorn

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    What are some funny signs you have seen?

    Back of a garbage truck: "Let's talk trash."

    Back of a gravel truck: "Our divers get their rocks off more often."
     
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    On the back of a housekeeping van:

    "Vacuuming Sucks"
     
  3. Barbwire

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    There was a sign when you pulled into the parking lot at my mechanic's garage that said, "Please come in our rear" It was like that for years and we always got a laugh over it.

    Oh and another one, there used to be a grocery store called Albany Public Market. It had a huge neon sign on the front of it. After a while the "l" burned out so at night as you approached the store the sign proudly proclaimed, Albany Pubic Market.
     
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    On the tailgate of a lifted truck: "Offroaders eat more bush"

    Written upside down on a lifted Jeep: "If you can read this, roll me back over"
     
  5. cook74

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    Many year ago my sister worked as a chef in a Country Comfort Motel in Sydney's central district.

    During their New Years celebrations a worker turned off some of their large roof top neon sign letters to spell C-unt-- Comfort.

    When I picked her up after work that night I thought it was a legitimate fault but she assured me one of the workers had somehow managed to do it.
     
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    Dyslexic if you're honk
     
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    Sign on back of garbage truck......Satisfaction Guaranteed!!....or double your rubbish back:tup


    On the wall at the performance shop where I get my car serviced........
    SPEED COSTS MONEY.......HOW FAST DO YOU WANT TO GO??:D
     
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