Funny sayings

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  1. Throbber

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    I'm pretty sure most of us are around people or meet people that have sayings they use a lot that make you laugh. I'll start.

    I'd rather jack off with sandpaper!
     
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    It's not rocket surgery!
     
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    There isn't a hair on your ass if you don't do it!
     
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    Quieter than a foam rubber wind chime.
     
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    He's tighter than a bull's ass at fly time
     
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    The sun doesn't rise and set in his ass;)

    ( the women in my family say that) lol
     
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    He doesn't know whether to check his ass or scratch his watch!
     
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    It's hotter than a half fucked fox in a forest fire:confused:
     
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    You couldn't pull a needle outta her ass with a tractor.
     
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    Drink it, it'll put hair on your chest. (When someone was drinking buttermilk)
     
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    It's colder than a witches tit in January in a brass bra.
     
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    Knee high to a grass hopper.
     
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    It's hotter than a monkeys nest!
     
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    Ex boyfriends brother-in-law used to say "fuck me running".
     
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    Looorrrd, people will be able to see Christmas! (That's what you say about someone dressed like a hooch ;))
     
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    I still say that :) lol
     
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    Fuck me side ways ;)
     
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    You're gonna wear an ass whooping
     
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    There ain't no two ways about it.
     
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    He's so nervous you couldn't drive a toothpick up his ass with a sledge hammer
     
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