Do you have a favorite sexual quote?

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by AndSoItWasWritten, Jan 26, 2011.

  1. AndSoItWasWritten

    AndSoItWasWritten New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    68
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    USofA
    Mine is, "Oh dang! Let's bang!" :phat
     
  2. Hot Wheels

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2006
    Messages:
    3,415
    Likes Received:
    38
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Sydney,Australia
    Let's play carpenter......:)
    First we get hammered.....and then I'll nail you....:D
     
  3. AndSoItWasWritten

    AndSoItWasWritten New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    68
    Likes Received:
    6
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    USofA
    How about this!

    "Men are like floorboards. Lay 'em right once and you can walk all over them for years!" ^_^
     
  4. redlacesexblog

    redlacesexblog New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2011
    Messages:
    75
    Likes Received:
    3
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    washington, DC
    i have several. but this one is rather funny.

    women need four animals in their lives: a mink in the closet, a jag in the garage, a tiger in bed, and a jack ass to pay for it all.

    that said, i pay my own way. always have. ;)
     
  5. Northside

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Jan 30, 2009
    Messages:
    800
    Likes Received:
    403
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Colorado
    I used to ask my ex, "Can I put my tongue in your bellybutton?" Her reply "That's not my bellybutton!" I'd answer, "That's not my tongue."
     
  6. FlirtyChick

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Oct 11, 2007
    Messages:
    4,111
    Likes Received:
    39
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    Southeast US
    It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men. -Mae West

    I am very much a woman and I enjoy it. - Marilyn Monroe

    It's a small apartment. I barely have enough room to lay my hat and a few friends. - Dorothy Parker
     
  7. redlacesexblog

    redlacesexblog New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2011
    Messages:
    75
    Likes Received:
    3
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    washington, DC
    Love that!!
     
  8. EscortBunny69

    EscortBunny69 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    114
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    London
    "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
    -- Robin Williams


    See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
    -- Robin Williams


    :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol
     
  9. Texas_Red

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Nov 24, 2010
    Messages:
    2,312
    Likes Received:
    16
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Love Robin Williams.
     
  10. backcheck64

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    3,528
    Likes Received:
    1,113
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Missouri
    The 4 Fs
    Find em Feel em Fuck um Forget em.

    Wham bam thank you mam.
     
  11. htoad

    htoad Active Member

    Joined:
    Apr 23, 2010
    Messages:
    456
    Likes Received:
    52
    Gender:
    Male
    Favorite "pick up" line quote from college:

    "Can I take you to breakfast tomorrow?"
    "Sure!"
    "Okay... should I call you or nudge you?"
     
  12. EscortBunny69

    EscortBunny69 New Member

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2010
    Messages:
    114
    Likes Received:
    0
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    London
    The only time I'd kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor! :ignore
     
  13. ninja08hippie

    ninja08hippie Official SF Hugger
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2007
    Messages:
    2,089
    Likes Received:
    43
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Strawberry Fields
    *big windmill and slams money down on counter* "I'm out." - Kramer

    If you watch Seinfeld, then you get why I love it :D
     
  14. dukefan

    dukefan New Member

    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2011
    Messages:
    309
    Likes Received:
    5
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    nc
    an old coworker once said he has fucked so many times with a limp one that he could shoot pool with a rope
     
  15. gphine

    Guest

    There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.

    Jerry Seinfeld
     
  16. ninja08hippie

    ninja08hippie Official SF Hugger
    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2007
    Messages:
    2,089
    Likes Received:
    43
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Strawberry Fields
    "I like to leave my socks on during sex... I mean it's just me at the computer... and the few other people in the Starbucks..." I forget which comedian that was.
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice