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Discussion in 'Sex and Relationships' started by johnnyangel694u, Apr 16, 2007.
Did you ever feel so lonely that all you wanted to do was cry?
Yes of course....I think most people do
at some point in their life........
Oh Johnny.....whats up man?
I sure have, but it's been a while, thankfully. I'm with Scorp... What's up?
Yes, I've felt that way in the past, not so much now.
Are you OK, hon? Hate to hear you sound so down on your birthday.
BIRTHDAY?? WHY DIDNT YOU SAY......
Stands on table and starts to sing loudly::::
"""Aaah Johnny you're only joking like many
is the time before...the COCK he crew in the
morning, he crew so loud and shrill..I awoke
in California many miles from Spancil Hill"""
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY.....LET THE PARTY BEGIN....
Anyone willing to do a striptease for the man?
Big (((((((hugs))))))) from the Emerald Isle!!!
PICK ME! PICK ME!
To make a long story short it all started when I turned forty. I told my wife that I was the happiest that I have ever been. All the sudden she went bonkers and my life went downhill in a hurry. Now when I have a birthday it bring back way too many bad feelings.
Aaaaahhh what a load of shite Johnny....here man something to
cheer you up::::
NOW PRESENTING THE LOVELY CL.......TAKE YOUR SEATS LADIES
AND GENTS FOR THE SHOW OF YOUR LIFE......
FEEL FREE TO THROW ROSIES AND MONEY BUT NO SQUASHED
Nope, I think this calls for a special lap dance with Johnny in the back room. Just he and I, all alone, doing whatever we damned well please. What do you say, baby, ya wanna? :brow
I'm sorry, johnny. I hope your life gets back on track soon. Life isn't always easy, but if you play your cards right, you can be happy again soon...
Please don't cry, you aren't alone! We're here!
Thank you everyone.
I am sorry that I am being an asshole. It's just me. My nomination to the ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR is coming up soon.:lol
Sorry to dump on your birthday johnny, but you lost that award to Elvis. :lol
Johnny you aint being an asshole man...you are being a warm
and feeling human being....so much better than being the
I think some background information is in order. Maybe you were an asshole, maybe not. Perhaps you're wife's crazy..maybe not. What the hell happened?
And yes, I've felt that way before. Marital problems are hard. We worked ours out, but it wasn't easy. Well worth it in the end, though.
One saying i heard from an old friend of mine ( which i dont believe any more but did at one time)
Life is a bowl of shit , each day is just another mouthful
We all get down at some point ( even the ones who say they dont ( normaly they will be the ones that get down the most ) so dont worry be happy.)
Just remember the good times youve had when your feeling blue, and the times that were good for you, go out and perhaps do those things again who knows what life has in store for any of us, just live it and love it ( im just on a long break from living it up hehe)
I feel honoured by your remark.
It's only occasionally that I've been hailed as the anti Christ and Asshole on the same day, quite an honour.
You may have noticed that although I criticise people for whatever reason, I rarely abuse them?
I'm tempted to buy you a present NK, but the last one I bought hasn't been awarded to the recipient as yet.
I'm sure we've all felt that way at one time or another Johnny. I hope everything works out ok for you.