[Ask a Girl] Cucumbers?

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  1. nonvtec

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    I'm curious if any of you women have really used cucumbers or any other food source or odd object to masterbate with. You see it in porns a lot but I know better than to believe everything I see in those haha.
     
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    A really exotic marinade.

    Once I went to the 7-11 and, among other things, bought one of those big plastic wrapped dill pickles. The lady at the register picked it up and actually asked me what I was going to do with it. I was fairly flummoxed at the question. After hesitating, totally agape for a moment, I said, I'm going to eat it with a sandwich.

    I have revisited that coment many times and have never figured out what prompted her to say that. I suppose maybe she was one of your cukie women, nonvtec.
     
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    I guess some girls do. I recommended a cucumber to my girl friend a few times whenever she was feeling sexually deprived. She said it is not the same because the cucumber is not gushy like a penis, she likes that gushy feeling I guess.
     
  5. Barbwire

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    Buy the poor girl a real, good quality, dildo, it will be healthier for her girlie bits and it will be much more confortable and satisfying for her.
     
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    that would be too nice of me, haha
     
  7. Barbwire

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    She'd love you for it, ya know.
     
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    Well, I'd hoped folks would be smart enough to read the entire thread not just the last page. :p


    I have tried to link to the first page of these threads, but I can't seem to figure out how.
     
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    I don't like to mess with my food.
     
  11. north

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    a cucumber sounds awfully painful! Though I have raided the fridge for suitable objects on one or two occasions. Carrots make good companions... and when you're done you can have a snack.
     
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    I agree, a cuke looks pretty abrasive unless you put a condom on it. However, that may detract from the naughtiness.
     
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    Hmm, I dunno where you all are getting your cucumbers. The kind we grow here do have sharp barbs on them when first picked but they are removed before being sold. Sure, a cuke is a touch nubby, but then again, so are some of the dildos being sold. Really, a cuke feels just fine in a vagina, at least my vagina. :)
     
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    actually it's not the texture that puts me off so much as the size of those mothers :nerv
     
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    Don't they feel a bit cold? My wife likes warming gel used on the dildo we have since it bothers her if it's really cold.
     
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    I bet there's a nice gherkin out there somewhere for you, north. :)
     
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    "Burpless" cucumbers are long and thin enough for comfortable penetration. I like something that is about 6" - 6 1/2" in circumference once in a while to really pop my eyes and make me feel outrageously full.

    I wouldn't use a cuke from the fridge, would have to be at least room temperature. You can put the cuke in a cup of hot water for a while to warm it.
     
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    My gf loves the coldness of objects.
     
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    Yeah it would hafta be room temp. I'd not be happy with a chilly kitty >_<

    Ive done that before. Forgot my over night bag, wanted a lil strange, or sometimes just bein random.
     
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