Confessions

Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by xtacy4, Dec 24, 2016.

  1. whybother

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    I like fantasize and to tell women how I would make love to them
     
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    That's beyond fucked, dude. You know Julian Assange is facing rape charges for doing that same thing, right?
     
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    Unfortunately yes way lol
     
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    That was 40 years ago and Yes, I was an asshole and have changed
     
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    I don't know how to parallel park.
     
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    I'm not great at it but I can do it eventually...
     
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    I once faked an orgasm
     
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    I really hate Aunt Zelda's potato salad. I give my scoop to the dog when she isn' t looking at the 4th of July family picinc.
     
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    I told Aunt Zelda what DayPlay3 was doing with her fabulous home made potato salad. She is PISSED and has removed DP3 from her WILL!
     
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    I am really a Nigerian Prince. I could use your help. I have 1.7 million dollars I would like to send you to hold for me in the States until I can excape Nigeria.
     
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    Nigerian eh? So what you're saying is? You are Pretty much NOT worth a damn! Keep yo funny Monies!
     
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    I'll help!! :D
     
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    You are very blessed. Please to send me the routing number of you bank and bank account numbeg so I may transfer the moneies. It will help to having you send your SS numbers.
    ;)
     
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    I came 3 times last night ;)
     
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    I paid a girl for a hand job one time. She wasn't a hooker
     
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    I tore that "do not remove under penlty of law" tag off my mattress
     
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