Confessions

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  1. DayPlay3

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    Someone couldn't find her pantries the other day…..I lied I do have them :oops:
     
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    ha! awesome :)
     
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    I had an enormously productive wet dream the other night (wife has been sick, lol) and I didn't tell her that it involved MMF, and SHE wasn't the F!
     
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    I am really, REALLY excited about The Bachelor premiere tomorrow! It's like another holiday! Eeeeeeeeek! :D:D:D:oops::cool:

    Oh, and I have a huge crush on Nick. ❤️
     
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    I got my RedWings on my 19th birthday ;)
     
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    I'm a terrible driver. I look at my phone. I eat. I change CD's. I'm constantly bumping into shit.
     
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    before marriage, I would let the girl see me put the condom on and before I entered her or right after I entered her, I would slip it off and say it fell off and I didn't know it
     
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    I'm very ready for dinner and bed (how sad is that for a Saturday night?)
     
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    I take the half dead batteries out of my vibrator and put them back in the pack of new batteries...
     
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    Inquiring minds want to know...

    Why?
     
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    Well new batteries give a stronger vibration. And it would be wasteful to just throw the half dead ones out, wouldn't it? :D:rolleyes:
     
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    Can't argue with that. Probably applies to real cocks too. The old ones just don't perform like they used to.
     
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  13. xtacy4

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    There's meds for that :p
     
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    Lol, environmentally-conscious masturbation.;) I love it. Pleasuring yourself AND saving the planet at the same time! That's so hip!:D
     
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    damn hippies, always masturbating and saving the earth at the same time! :p
     
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    I laugh at people when they whine about having a hangover.
     
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    I have a hangover right now. its not a laughing matter hahahahahaha, need a bloody mary.
     
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    That is called sexual assault. I hope you never got anyone pregnant or sick and that you have learned to be a less manipulative and more honest person.
     
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    Im 40 years young lol
     
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    What!!!... no way!!
     
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