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Discussion in 'Games and Jokes' started by xtacy4, Dec 24, 2016.
Someone couldn't find her pantries the other day…..I lied I do have them
I had an enormously productive wet dream the other night (wife has been sick, lol) and I didn't tell her that it involved MMF, and SHE wasn't the F!
I am really, REALLY excited about The Bachelor premiere tomorrow! It's like another holiday! Eeeeeeeeek!
Oh, and I have a huge crush on Nick. ❤️
I got my RedWings on my 19th birthday
I'm a terrible driver. I look at my phone. I eat. I change CD's. I'm constantly bumping into shit.
before marriage, I would let the girl see me put the condom on and before I entered her or right after I entered her, I would slip it off and say it fell off and I didn't know it
I'm very ready for dinner and bed (how sad is that for a Saturday night?)
I take the half dead batteries out of my vibrator and put them back in the pack of new batteries...
Inquiring minds want to know...
Well new batteries give a stronger vibration. And it would be wasteful to just throw the half dead ones out, wouldn't it?
Can't argue with that. Probably applies to real cocks too. The old ones just don't perform like they used to.
There's meds for that
Lol, environmentally-conscious masturbation. I love it. Pleasuring yourself AND saving the planet at the same time! That's so hip!
damn hippies, always masturbating and saving the earth at the same time!
I laugh at people when they whine about having a hangover.
I have a hangover right now. its not a laughing matter hahahahahaha, need a bloody mary.
That is called sexual assault. I hope you never got anyone pregnant or sick and that you have learned to be a less manipulative and more honest person.
Im 40 years young lol
What!!!... no way!!